Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.
Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.
we’re all cats in disguise?
damn, the secret’s out
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…
dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
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this post just gets better and better
breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
and now, the weather
babies are now trains
*tony stark voice* steve rogers is a lobster pass it on
you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
so please dont take
You know, you act like such a lonely man. But look at you. You’ve got the biggest family on Earth.