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saxonphobia:

dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

damn, the secret’s out

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silent-asmodeus:

artisticgamzee:

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kentmckellan:

Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely

Agreed

FeliCIA THO

If you don’t have Felicia Day seductively eating pizza on your blog, you aren’t blogging right.

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hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

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seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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dizzyondreams:

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stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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deadwright:

songofages:

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s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

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sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

babies are now trains

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my-dick-is-a-metaphor:

*tony stark voice* steve rogers is a lobster pass it on

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kickingshoes:

legocas:

stOp

this is literally perfect

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rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

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You know, you act like such a lonely man. But look at you. You’ve got the biggest family on Earth.

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boootygod:

lmfaooo